Absolute scam of a Fan
After what felt like an archaeological dig waiting for it to arrive, my 92 yr old mother finally unboxed the miracle cooling machine she had been promised. Turns out it's just a fan with exceptional self-confidence.
The advertising paints a picture of icy rooms and blissful relief. The reality is a gentle puff of lukewarm air that couldn't cool a cup of tea, let alone an actual room. I've met people who can blow harder after climbing a flight of stairs.
It's the sort of product that relies on you lowering your expectations rather than lowering the temperature.
For the price, you could buy a proper fan from a reputable retailer, have enough money left for a takeaway, and still end up feeling less mugged.
Whoever decided to market this as an air conditioner deserves an Olympic gold medal for imagination. Calling it "cooling" is technically true in the same way standing in the shade is climate control.
An expensive fan in an air conditioner costume. That's all it is. Do not buy!!!!!