Awesome years back, now its greedy and zero bang for the buck
Heide park was awesome, and great value .. a few years back. Now? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I don't know if they have been taken over by a larger company or what happened, but heres the list:
* Food is well prepared but LOUSY quality ingredients, cheapest possible.
* Everything is expensive, like super expensive.
* In the park, lines are 95% wait, you will probably spend 20 mins on rides in a full day. Expect 60+ mins wait on each ride. All day.
* Staff is foreigners to save money, don't speak German at all. We met 1 super friendly employee, rest is rude and don't care
* Distrust everywhere "If you pay the clerk, money are forfeit." - You are supposed to pay in a box because they dont trust their own employees.
* Wasps. Literally, wasps everywhere.
* Getting a table for eating is like a cannonball run. Too few tables, and wayyyyy to many diners. Oh and wasps.
* Most machines costing money is broke. If you are lucky you get a shrug from the staff.
* Did I mention that the food quality is shit? well prepared, and chefs try, but quality is even worse than visiting Turkey.
* Opening the door to the park 30 mins before for hotel visitors was standard. Its a free move for Heide Park, and was so awesome. Now? Absolutely not.
* Selection of food and free beer/wine with meals - standard before, now? Absolutely not.
* Same price for packages before and now. Just hollowed out now.
* Rooms? Forget TV. You get a bed and if lucky a personal toilet. And enjoy a thin paper wall to your unlucky couple next door.
* Most things in the park requires app / network. Good luck, Soltau has the WORST coverage and their public wifi is so shitty, you can barely trust to pay anything.
* Cash? Sure, but dare pay with 50 euros and they will look at you like you robbed a bank.
It was SO great years back, the Hotel, food was rich and great and we loved staying there.
Now its hollowed out and greedy. Never coming back.
July 29, 2026
Unprompted review