Matt Giddens

United Kingdom

Reviews

Review of Monkey Bizness


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

Block and ignore!!!

Further to previous entry, any criticism of this place is not met with acknowledgment of concerns or attempt to put right, but to block any feedback or customer complaint on social media. Utterly pathetic management and customer care.
AVOID IF YOU WANT A NICE DAY WITH YOUR CHILDREN

12 May 2026
Unprompted review

Review of Monkey Bizness


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

Money Bizness Braintree: Let Down

Braintree:

Nice refurb.
Well overpriced and a little gestapo member of staff saying my 4 year old daughter and I were not allowed our water bottles, which were in clear plastic containers on the table and clearly contained water only.

Now, I fully understand no food and drink policies in places like this and of course agree they need the business from cafe to fund it. I’d already shown support for the launch by purchasing coffee and cake (which in my opinion was overpriced, but I get it, it’s a launch). But have some common sense! I didn’t bring in a packed lunch, I brought a sippy cup for when my daughter for when she gets thirsty. I have four children been coming to softplays for 20 years. Some good, some bad, but never come across one with such a moronic and rigid policy.

What this Wally didn’t understand was I’m more likely to put more money behind your counter if you’re reasonable. Won’t give your business a penny more now

Won’t be coming back.

11 May 2026
Unprompted review

Review of Zephoria London

Review of Zephoria London

Review of Zephoria London


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL!

AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL!
Avoid this SCAM company AT ALL COSTS!!! Products are so shoddy and poor quality. Has NOTHING to do with London, their products are made in some hovel sweat shop in China. Poor materials poor products. Disgusting scam

21 December 2025
Unprompted review