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Neil Joseph Woerner

Denmark

Reviews

Review of Nordisk Film Biografer A/S


Rated 3 out of 5 stars

Action scenes in Odysseus WAY too loud

Action scenes in Odysseus WAY too loud! I literally had my fingers in my ears during the action scenes because it was just so shockingly loud. I actually have some hearing loss, and this was still WAY too loud for me. It really takes away the enjoyment of the evening and makes me not want to chance it again. I have been to this theater several times over the years and everything else about the theater and staff are excellent, but holy crap! WAY too loud.

24 July 2026
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Reply from Nordisk Film Biografer A/S

Hi Neil
Thank you so much for taking the time to write a review.
We're sorry to hear that the sound level affected your experience and didn't meet your expectations. The instructor Chris Nolan is known for this particular standard.
The movie itself has been recorded with a very high sound level. However, we've adjusted the volume in most of our cinemas to ensure it complies with regulations.
We hope you'll consider visiting us again, and wish you a wonderful day :-)
Best regards
Kirsten, Nordisk Film Biografer.

Review of PostNord i Danmark


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

The worst logistics company

The worst logistics company. 1-star is one too many stars.
On the same day PostNord driver refused to drive down our driveway because of snow- and redirected the package to a location 30 km away, when the nearest shop is just 2km away- GLS delivered their package to our door with no problems. We called the customer service number on the Post til Afhentning document document left in the post box, but- as expected- it is only a recording directing you to the chat in the PostNord app, which is useless, because real people are always too busy to chat with you and the bot is useless. Typical PostNord. TERRIBLE service and NO customer service. Unfortunately, we don’t have control over which company is used for deliveries. We will never give them our business.

20 February 2026
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Review of PostNord i Danmark


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

The driver assigned to my area should…

The driver assigned to my area should not be driving. They refuse to drive down my driveway when there is ANY snow at all. We put delivery to package shop in the modtagerflex details, but they still “attempt” delivery, then send it Alllll the way back to Odense and it’s often delayed 3-4 days. Each. Time. This time I put a sign at the top of the driveway telling them there is no good reason to not drive down. Still, they refused. Bring? No problem. GLS? No problem. PostNord? ALWAYS a problem. Also… there is ZERO customer service, so you just have to wait for them to decide when to deliver your stuff. PostNord (at least in my area) is TERRIBLE- and I have no way of telling them directly because there is no way to contact customer service. 🤷‍♂️

17 February 2026
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Review of PostNord i Danmark


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

Problems again

Problems again. 75% of deliveries in the past 2-weeks have had complications: delayed or lost. The driver assigned to my region refuses to drive on 1cm of snow OR read the Modtager Flex options for alternate delivery. Customer support is completely absent- leaving the customer hanging until THEY decide they want to communicate. Just awful service and customer service. I have given up hope on their improving. I will stop using online shops that use PostNord. It is not worth the repeated frustration.

30 January 2026
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Review of PostNord i Danmark


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

No customer service

No customer service.
Will not drive on 2cm snow.
Losing packages.
Cannot get customer service on the phone.
Cannot get customer service via chat.
Just useless.

Last delivery the driver actually lied and said they made an attempt but no one home. 1. This was a lie. 2. The Modtager Flex location was the carport. Which they ignored- meaning i had to go pick it up. But at least time they got the right package shop- not like last time. Of course the time before that, they lost my package, so… they are improving???
This company looks very polished, but they are not professional.

27 January 2026
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Review of PostNord i Danmark


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

No customer service at all

No customer service at all. Following a failed delivery attempt (because of 5cm of fresh snow on the driveway), the package is now in limbo. The chatbot tells me to wait for 3 business days. I wait. After 3 business days- during which there is no update on the status of the package- I try to contact customer service. The phone does not connect and insiead tells me to go to the chat. he chat tells me there is nothing it can do and if I want to contact customer service. I reply "Yes", to which I get the message "Customer support is very busy right now... can I help you?" Crazy. "Normally" the app and system works really well, but it is SERIOUSLY flawed for when things do not go EXACTLY according to plan. Really disappointing service... and frustrating. My package has been missing for 5 days and I have no idea what to do. Why don't they push the package to the nearest package shop and send an SMS informing of the redirect???

13 January 2026
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Review of Thomann Music


Rated 5 out of 5 stars

Good products and 5-star customer service

Since I starting buying stuff from Thomann, I have interacted with multiple customer service reps- to help modify orders, etc. and honestly, they are all equally amazing. Seriously… the best customer service I have ever encountered.

12 February 2024
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Reply from Thomann Music

Hey Neil!

We're grooving to the beat of your feedback, and man, it's music to our ears!

Whether you're looking to tweak an order or just want to chat about gear, we're here to jam with you every step of the way. Just like The Beatles said, ♪♪I get by with a little help from my friends,♪♪ and consider us your musical friends, always ready to lend a hand.

Remember, you're not just another customer to us - you're part of our rock 'n roll family. Keep on groovin'!

Your Thomann International Team

Review of one.com


Rated 5 out of 5 stars

Excellent support

One.com support has been extremely helpful on more than one occasion. I rank them as high as possible for any internet/chat/email support available!

27 March 2023
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Reply from one.com

Hello Neil,

Thank you so much for taking the time to leave a 5-star review for One.com support. We are thrilled to hear that our team has been able to assist you and meet your expectations on multiple occasions.

At One.com, we take great pride in providing top-notch support to all of our customers, and we are delighted to hear that our efforts have made a positive impact on your experience with us. We will continue to strive for excellence in everything we do, and we look forward to serving you again in the future.

Thank you for choosing One.com, and please don't hesitate to reach out if you ever need any further assistance.

Best regards,
Sherry/One.com

Review of E.ON Danmark


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

They permanently removed a charger at…

They permanently removed a charger at Kildebjerg Sud on Fyn, leaving one charger and a long queue of frustrated el-bil drivers waiting to charge. What’s the use of picking a company because they have highway chargers if they put 1 charger in? Soooo frustrated with them as a company. Each experience is worse than the last.

18 November 2022
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Reply from E.ON Danmark

Hi Neil,

We fully understand the frustration of waiting when there is a long queue for a charger.

There seems to be a misunderstanding concerning the number of charging stations at Kildebjerg. I have double checked with our technical department, and we have never had more than one charging station at Kildebjerg Syd. However, at Kildebjerg Nord we do in fact have two charging stations and no plans to change that fact.

We would like to have more stations along the highways, however, the decision is not ours but belongs to the authorities responsible for the areas.

Hopefully, this sheds a little light on the charging situation at Kildebjerg – otherwise, you are welcome to contact us at kundeservice@eon.dkor 7027 0577.

Best regards
E.ON Kundeservice

Review of Lodgify


Rated 5 out of 5 stars

Great onboarding!

I recently had a very structured and helpful on boarding session with the professionals at Lodgify. Several Lodgify colleagues were on hand to answer questions and to provide helpful suggestions regarding the configuration and use, as well as with content and strategy. I couldn’t ask for a more comprehensive, hands-on, startup. Thanks, Bryan! :)

14 June 2022
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Reply from Lodgify

Hi Neil,

Wow! Thank you so much for your kind words about our software and our team. We strive to be the best in the business, and reviews like yours validate our efforts.

Best Wishes,
The Lodgify Team

Review of Østerskov Byg ApS


Rated 5 out of 5 stars

New roof and assorted extras

New roof and assorted extras. We had the roof replaced on our old farm house along with additional work as it became necessary. Daniel- the owner- is super professional and knowledgeable, and manages to keep his leaders pulling the same direction. Complications were managed proactively, and in our best interest and Nikka ensured good communication on planning and resources. All-in-all, a uniquely tolerable builder experience. ;)

26 April 2022
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Reply from Østerskov Byg ApS

Hi Neil!

Thank you so much for your review, we're glad to hear that you are pleased with both the process and the result.

Should you require further assistance you are always welcome to reach out.

Wishing you a great day.

Brgds. Østerskov Byg ApS

Review of mitid.dk


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

The worst app in the history of apps.

The worst app in the history of apps.
I’m sure they had great intentions when “designing” this thing, but it is soooooo terrible to set up or make any changes.
It is quite literally, the WORST thing about living in Denmark. Once it’s up and running it gets 3 out of 5 starts, but if you want to change your telephone number or, God forbid, get a new phone… buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. Luckily, the support people have been SUPER helpful and patient. So… hats off to all of those hardworking professionals!

28 March 2022
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Review of eCom-Dresden KG


Rated 5 out of 5 stars

I’m not even an Allego customer and…

I’m not even an Allego customer and their customer service went above and beyond ANYTHING I have ever experienced. I am an E-On customer in Denmark and after they basically said “good luck”, we can’t help you, I called Allego and they not only found where I was, but gave me an emergency charge because of my situation. This was the most proactive, helpful customer service I have ever experienced. She saved my day! Thank you, whoever you are!

20 January 2022
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Review of GLS Denmark


Rated 5 out of 5 stars

Items ordered arrived in less than 24…

Items ordered arrived in less than 24 hrs. Amazing. GLS Danmark is 1.000 times better than Post Nord in every way. I have decided against ordering things from some companies JUST because they use Post Nord. With GLS, I can trust that there will be no problems. My favorite logistics provider in Danmark. :)

17 January 2022

Review of E.ON Danmark


Rated 1 out of 5 stars

Just TERRIBLE customer service

I have been a customer for 2 years and this is my summary.
1- Highway chargers are OFTEN out of order and the people in charge of support give ridiculous advice to find next charger. One advised me to drive from Middelfart to Nyborg. What???
2- Customer service is not just bad, it’s terrible. I mean TERRIBLE! They are consistent one or more of the following: unresponsive, give completely unhelpful support, will not connect you to a person- only a receptionist or similar- they patently refuse to connect you to anyone who can actually help.
3- They absolutely refuse to pay credits that are earned. I’ve been waiting months and have contacted them several times- both my email and by phone.

This company just sucks. You might do better with one of their competitors if you are looking to start with an EV. Maybe Clever is better? Whatever you do, do your research before you sign with these incompetent (and bordering on criminal) turds.

15 May 2021
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Reply from E.ON Danmark

Dear Neil
We are very sorry for the lack of service you have experienced. This is of course totally unacceptable – no customer should ever feel that they do not receive both competent and kind help from us.

No one should be advised to drive across Fyn to charge. That is a given and we have corrected the employee in question. We apologize.

And you are right – lately we have had some issues with some highway chargers. They should be fixed now. We are sorry for the inconvenience. If you experience more charging problems, there might be a problem with your charging tag – and we will happily exchange it with a new tag.

Regarding your credits – they should be paid out automatically, therefore we will contact you later today to learn more about your experience, maybe change your tag and how we can help you with your credits.

However, we are also sorry your experience has made you so frustrated, that you feel the need to use the tone of voice that you do. The majority of our clients are happy with our products and services - looking forward we will assist you much better and do our best to convert you into one of our content customers.

Please accept our most sincere apologies for our lack of service.

Kind regards

E.ON Customer Care

Review of Bring Danmark

Review of Expert Norge AS


Rated 5 out of 5 stars

Exactly as advertised

Order was easy; it was delivered as promised, product was exactly as promised.

31 December 2016
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Reply from Expert Norge AS

Hi Neil :-)

Thank you for your feedback and for the kind words. Nothing makes us happier than satisfied customers, so reading that you had your monitor and trackpad delivered as promised and that you're pleased overall makes us happy :)

We hope the items you purchased will bring you joy and welcome you back for another good bargain.
Regards Morten

Review of Dancovershop


Rated 4 out of 5 stars

Great and fast service

Website was very complete and easy to navigate, though I found it difficult to compare different sheds. Many of the descriptions between sheds contained different information. Maybe a "Compare Sheds" feature could be considered for future enhancement. Order was simple and easy, packaging was professional and delivery was fast- despite ordering around Christmas. Assembly of the shed, however, was arduous. The instruction booklet was very confusing, with very small, low detail images of key assembly features, and the images were rotated from page to the next without a CLEAR reference point, relying instead on tiny labels for each part in the scene (AS-23a, AS232, etc...) with screw identifiers similar to panel identifiers, and I found myself having to disassemble something and try again. Also, there were some errors regarding screw type used for certain assemblies and other part assemblies missing completely. Also, when compared to the assembly guide, it looks like they upgraded the shed handles, which are indeed much nicer, except, if assembled as intended, the doors do not fully close. I had to flip one of them so the doors would close, so it looks a little weird. Thankfully, in the end all went together as planned. But really... the assembly guide is similar to those found when buying cheap Chinese products. Please please please, help future generations by improving your assembly instructions. :) I'm not sure I would have the patience to assemble another one of these ever again...

31 December 2016
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Reply from Dancovershop

Dear Neil Joseph Woerner,

thank you for you detailed and positive feedback - we appreciate it!

We are quite aware that some of our instruction manuals are inadequate to put it nicely - and we are in fact working on new and improved manuals.

Regarding the comparison of the sheds, it is a very good idea - for now, we recommend that our customers contact our Experts who will guide and advice about the various sheds and other products.

Best regards
Dancover