Marcy
Marcy
Washington, United States
Isn't this the really dangerous desert that no one has ever returned from?
Uh... no? I think that's the desert next to this one!



For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing? Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes. God has left me unfinished.
Isn't this the really dangerous desert that no one has ever returned from?
Uh... no? I think that's the desert next to this one!



For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing? Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes. God has left me unfinished.
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*Look at the camera... ready... say, "fuzzy pickles!"
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Honestly, I avoided Life is Strange for the longest time, i knew the big choice at the end, because that's like public knowledge, I never really cared for high school stories, and I also had some friends who had some particularly choice words about it. But when I played it with my best friend earlier this year, everything just sort of clicked. Is it perfect? No, but it has amazing emotional beats, likable characters that you truly care about, an intense mystery to unravel, a genius mechanic in rewinding time, and insanely hard choices to make that will truly question whether you are actually making the right choices or not.

If you were on the fence of playing this game, at least try out the first episode, it's free. If you enjoyed it, go ahead and give the full game a shot, it's worth it, in my opinion.
15 Aug @ 1:21pm 
based MOTHER reference
27 Jul @ 10:19pm 
What do you mean?
26 Jul @ 9:41pm 
HOW DO I AQUIRE THR TRANSBIAN BACKROUND PLESE HELPP
23 Jul @ 6:21pm 
Certified Woman :winterbunny2023:
2 Jul @ 3:35pm 
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27 Jun @ 11:46pm 
i'm more a woman than you are a man lol

and the fact you keep crying on a profile of someone you've only seen in a game twice proves it