Come back to life. I'll give you mine for yours. Just come back

Youre making this a lot more difficult than it really needs to be!!!!

I've been sick for the past several days. I can feel bugs eating their way through my ears into my brain and crawling out into my throat

The Earth is also thirsty.

Happy 9/11 to those who celebrate!

gotta get a grip

Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition? Would you please sign my petition? Sign my petition, damnit! Look, just sign the stupid petiti

9mm and a three piece suit

Okay i guess we are using this account now?

i took a nap. when i woke up, it felt like my blood was in my body wrong