Today has been a good, relaxing day!!

Jersey Mike’s Club Supreme just reset my standards. Now every other sandwich has to explain itself. Life’s stupid like that.

Heading to bed. Didn’t do much today, yet somehow I’m still wiped out. Human bodies are running the worst firmware ever. Good night.

Waiting for a haircut

Sitting here drinking coffee, enjoying the rare sound of absolutely nobody needing anything from me. I’d like to keep it that way.

Started watching Monarch. Holy shit, where’s this been hiding? Thought it’d be all monsters. Turns out the storys actually damn good, Hooked

Spent all evening working on the site. Didn’t finish, but it’s closer. Funny how “one quick change” is always a damn lie.

I need coffee

1st day back from vacation. The caffeine isn’t enough, and my motivation is still somewhere at the campground.

Donuts

Back from vacation. This sucks. I was having a hell of a lot more fun a couple days ago.

Sitting around the campfire. There are some seriously weird people here. Makes me feel almost normal, which is honestly unsettling.

Long day of geocaching. Now it’s just a campfire, a chair, and absolutely no interest in doing another damn thing tonight.

Vacation started. Alarm clock can piss off for a few days. My only schedule is figuring out what I’m eating next. What a concept.

Can’t sleep again. Just laying here for no damn reason. Apparently sleep and I are on another break.

SYSLOG: Domino’s $9.99 deal acquired. BUFFER OVERFLOW: pizza inventory. DINNER QUEUED FOR TODAY+2. LEFTOVERS.EXE ACCEPTED.

BBQ_DORITOS detected. Crunch volume: MAX. Fingers covered in radioactive orange dust. Keyboard integrity: compromised. Worth it.

SYS.STATUS: WAITING_ROOM.EXE // HOSPITAL_BUFFER LOADED. BLOODWORK QUEUED. STARING AT DAYTIME TV UNTIL MY SERIAL NUMBER GETS CALLED. █

SYSLOG> SATURDAY ROUTINE LOADED. SCANNING FLEA MARKET TABLES, RAIDING THRIFT STORE SHELVES, HUNTING FOR RETRO TREASURE AND CHEAP WEIRDNESS…

23:03 // SYSTEM STATUS: BATTERY=2% // HUMAN_PROCESS.EXE READY TO SHUTDOWN. 19:30 AND I’M ALREADY CALLING IT A NIGHT. CTRL+ALT+SLEEP.