Hello, so recently in the school a teacher who i wont name has gained a lot of weight. Everywhere she is spotted, half a candy bar is in her hand. Even though personal life isn't our concern, we are concerned that the "food theme" has gotten out of hand.

For example, in the class when they are having math, they are using cupcakes as an example for equations. We didn't really think this was a problem until at this recent school interview, we noticed her shirt was a little tight. When she took a bite out of a new candy bar her button popped hitting my wife in the eye.

After the meeting my wife had to go to the doctor to get her black eye checked. We know this may sound ridiculous, but for the sake of the children, could you just show a little bit of innovation.