Kinktober 2026
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The problem with being touched by someone patient is that there is nowhere to hide when your body starts betraying you. Poland can handle the kissing. Probably. Everything after that becomes a rapidly escalating argument between his pride and his nervous system.
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2026
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- English
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- 3,934
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- 2
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A six-dollar mind control device from Temu should not work. America knows this. China knows this. Five minutes later, China is on his knees and America is suddenly much less interested in product safety than he probably should be.
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- Part 2 of Kinktober 2026
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- English
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- 3,200
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- 1/1
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- 4
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- 18
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The pants have stopped fitting, which America is handling with all the dignity and denial one would expect. Then he walks into China’s apartment and finds enough food to feed a small summit waiting for him. It takes three plates and one very deliberate hand on his stomach to realize this may not be hospitality. China has been paying much closer attention to the extra weight than America thought.
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2026
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- English
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- 3,359
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 15
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For thirty-five years, Poland has known exactly what Germany sounds like when he’s in control. He has significantly less information about what happens when that control is taken away. Tonight, he intends to correct this imbalance.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2026
- Language:
- English
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- 5,562
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- 1
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- 10
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Iraq has a bad knee, terrible cigarettes, and a habit of showing up exactly when Syria least wants to be seen. Syria is blind, irritable, and likes to pretend everything is fine when it very obviously isn’t. But Iraq knows him too well to believe it, and Syria knows Iraq just as well. They can read each other easily by now. One of them just has to do it by touch.
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2026
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,361
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 3
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The River Starts in My House by Nesher
Fandoms: CountryHumans, Geography (Anthropomorphic)
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A fight over the Nile turns physical at the foot of GERD, where Ethiopia discovers that controlling Egypt’s air is almost as intoxicating as controlling the flow downstream. Egypt insists he is there to argue about water. His body begins making a much less diplomatic case. What follows is probably not going into any official river agreement.
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- Part 6 of Kinktober 2026
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,031
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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- 20