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Professor To Publish Book
“It will have pages,” Say Sources
Commentary, Opinion
Friction Must Be Eliminated!
Toward a Purer Physics
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Highbrow Student Apartments Offer Authentic East-Coast Feel
Wealthy Tenants Gladly Pay Extra For Filth, Crime And Vermin
The Onion's Weekly Campus Crime Roundup
Compiled from the logs of University Police & Security
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Your Real Horoscope
Aries: (Mar. 21–Apr. 19) Your memo concerning the Schinderman account has been posted in the lunchroom so that others may laugh at your poor spelling.
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Loveliest Buses Compete For The Crown In City-Wide Bus Pageant
ARCOLA, OHIO—The sweet, intoxicating aroma of fuel exhaust has bewitched residents of Arcola, Ohio for years. This winter, those residents will pay homage to the…