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瑞克和莫蒂 第九季 Rick and Morty

瑞克和莫蒂 第九季 Rick and Morty (2026)

电视 美国 英语 喜剧 动画
《瑞克和莫蒂》回归啦，宝贝！第九季全是精品。没有 AI 垃圾！只有顶级有机垃圾，由真正的人类制作，他们身上还有背毛和囊肿之类的真实人类特征。请务必观看，否则我们就会白白冷落家人。
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00:00:33,867 ♪ Well, everybody loves me ♪ ♪ 大家都爱我 ♪ 2 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,410 ♪ Everywhere I go ♪ ♪ 无论我走到哪 ♪ 3 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,454 ♪ The women wanna kiss me ♪ ♪ 女人想吻我 ♪ 4 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,373 ♪ The men all wanna know ♪ ♪ 男人都在好奇 ♪ 5 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,832 ♪ How's my baby handle ♪ ♪ 我的宝贝开起来怎么样 ♪ 6 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:44,753 ♪ When I take her up to Blueberry Hill? ♪ 当我带她驶上蓝莓山？ ♪ 7 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,507 ♪ I tell ‘em life’s a bowl of cherries ♪ ♪ 我告诉他们生活就像一碗樱桃般甜美 ♪ 8 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,094 ♪ In my ‘57 Coupe de Ville ♪ ♪ 坐在我57年的凯迪拉克Coupe de Ville里 ♪ 9 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,583 There he is. Knew I'd get a handsome man 他来了。 就知道只要等得够久， 10 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,209 in here if I waited around long enough. 就能等到个帅哥进来。 11 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,211 Had to patch a tire out on County Line. 在县界公路那边补了个胎。 12 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,297 Too good for a tow? Too impatient. 不屑于叫拖车吗？ 是太没耐心了。 13 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,300 You city folk. Always in a hurry. 你们这些城里人。 总是急匆匆的。 14 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,051 By God, look who it is! 老天，看看这是谁！ 15 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,720 He's back! Hey! 他回来了！ 嘿！ 16 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,221 Welcome back, brother! 欢迎回来，兄弟！ 17 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:37,514 Don't know why I ever leave. 都不知道我当初干嘛要离开。 18 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,391 A place to bowl, a place to fish. 有打保龄球的地方， 有钓鱼的地方。 19 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,436 Together: And a beer to hold doing it! 众人： 而且一边玩还能一边拿着啤酒！ 20 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,105 Best friends! 最好的朋友！ 21 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,315 We love you, Ted! 我们爱你，Ted！ 22 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,108 Together: Ted! 众人：Ted！ 23 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,267 You still selling PVC? 你还在卖PVC管吗？ 24 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,602 How’s -- How’s business down there? 下边的—— 下边的生意怎么样？ 25 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,187 Good enough to get me back up here. 好到足够 让我再回到这儿来。 26 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,438 Think you could put in a word? 你觉得你能帮忙 引荐一下吗？ 27 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,398 Son, you don't wanna sell pipe. 小伙子，你不会想 卖管子的。 28 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,858 He just wants to lay some. 他只是想顺便“铺管”（打炮）罢了。 29 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,362 Ah, good to have you back, brother. 啊，你回来真好， 兄弟。 30 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,280 Ahhh. Split a sixer? 啊。平分半打啤酒？ 31 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,534 Marjorie's keeping the place open late now? Marjorie现在把店 开到这么晚吗？ 32 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:42,037 Yeah. Her mother passed a few months back. 是啊。她母亲几个月前去世了。 33 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,455 Don't think she wants to go home. 感觉她 不想回家。 34 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,707 Everybody's runnin' from something. 每个人都在 逃避些什么。 35 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,839 How's Luisa? She still kick you out of bed Luisa怎么样？ 她还在你喝酒的时候 36 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,007 when you drink? Yep. 把你踢下床吗？ 对啊。 37 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,676 Might as well keep drinking. 那不如干脆 继续喝。 38 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:01,098 Open the register and gimme your wallet! 打开收银机 把你的钱包给我！ 39 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,265 Ahh! 啊！ 40 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,476 No, no, no. 不，不，不。 41 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,109 Teddy? Teddy？ 42 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,610 Hello. There's a robbery. 喂。 这里有人抢劫。 43 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,445 I think this guy's having a heart attack. 我觉得这家伙心脏病发作了。 44 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,489 Ted, where you going? Ted，你要去哪儿？ 45 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,700 Hey! The cops are coming. 嘿！ 警察要来了。 46 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,034 Ted! Teddy! Ted！Teddy！ 47 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,161 This guy's dying in here! 这家伙快死在这了！ 48 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:40,762 Ahh! 啊！ 49 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,347 Gaaah! 嘎啊！ 50 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,849 Alright, well, shit. What the hell? What the hell?! 好吧，真特么见鬼。 搞什么鬼？ 搞什么鬼？！ 51 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,560 Looks like you learned some things about your body. 看来你了解了 一些关于你身体的事。 52 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,061 I'll make this simple, Ted. 我就长话短说吧，Ted。 53 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,564 You're not a PVC salesman from two states south. 你不是从南边两个州外来的 什么PVC推销员。 54 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,274 You're the smartest man who's ever lived, 你是史上 最聪明的人类， 55 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,192 and you were born 400 lightyears away. 而且你出生在 400光年之外。 56 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,902 You’re on Beloi-6E. 你现在在Beloi-6E星球。 57 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,863 It's a primitive planet with good country music 这是一个有着不错的乡村音乐的 原始星球， 58 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,741 and a shit-ton of snow, real early '90s Earth vibes. 和多得要命的雪， 很有90年代初地球的氛围。 59 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,492 They're 100 years from first contact, 他们距离“第一类接触” 还有100年， 60 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,953 so they don't know who I am -- who you are. 所以他们不知道我是谁—— 也就是你是谁。 61 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,288 Which is the whole point. 而这正是重点所在。 62 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,081 Y-You think it's fun to be a god, Ted? 你-你以为当神 好玩吗，Ted？ 63 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,876 You think God's nipples get hard when he murders a fish? 你以为上帝杀条鱼的时候乳头会硬吗？ 64 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,169 Th-That's why every summer 所-所以每年夏天 65 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,712 I take two weeks off and come here. 我都会休两周假 来这里。 66 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,757 I wipe my brain and pull all but my survival tech. 我清除了自己的记忆，除了生存科技 其他所有的科技都卸下了。 67 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,720 I go home with the peace of mind stupid people get 我怀着蠢人看凯文·科斯特纳电影时 68 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,638 from watching Kevin Costner movies. 获得的那种内心平静 回家。 69 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,558 So, look, if you're seeing this because shit's gone sideways, 所以，听着，如果你是因为搞砸了 才看到这东西， 70 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:"> 1780286974000.srt 43k
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年代：2026
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语言：英语
国家：美国
演员：伊恩·卡多尼 / 哈利·贝尔登 / 萨拉·乔克 / 克里斯·帕内尔 / 斯宾瑟·格拉默
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Rated：TV-MA
Genre：Animation / Adventure / Comedy
Language：English / Cookie Notice
Country：United States
Actors：Chris Parnell / Spencer Grammer / Sarah Chalke
Plot：The fractured domestic lives of a nihilistic mad scientist and his anxious grandson are further complicated by their inter-dimensional misadventures.
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