I met Slevo in London during the Faceit Major. He came out of a bush and joined me and my friends on our walk to mcdonalds. Whilst we were walking to the mcd he was bragging about how he taught me everything he knew. Got a picture with him where he made fun of my Arsenal jersey. At mcdonalds he took like 10 packs of ketchup. Nice guy. He was pretty drunk.

Slev you're a warm blanket

Roses are red.
Nuts are brown.
Skirts go up.
Pants go down.
Body to body.
Skin to skin.
When it's stiff
Stick it in.
It goes in dry.
Comes out wet.
The longer its in.
The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping
And it starts to sag.
Its not what you think.
Its a liptons tea bag.

13 but unboxed 14

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