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It’s a terrible disgusting dirty day in red los-Angeles. Princess Charlie is trying to think about vaggie, while avoiding the building taxes on her hotel. Her dad is screaming downstairs at some tiny rubber ducks and dreaming of the day that red-haired radio boy loves him back. If only his trash good-for nothing daughter had some kind of plot to murder that TV man who stole his first love. -wait. He should ask her about that.
He runs upstairs to see his disappointing daughter. He starts yelling incoherently while looking in the wrong direction. Charlie can assume her dad doesn’t get out enough. She stops him, holding onto his arm while he keeps yelling. Even though he can’t hear her that well, she starts yelling incoherently in return, begging him to stop. He eventually stops when he passes out from oxygen loss.
Oh my god.
He’s dead!!
“We must avenge my father!!” Charlie yells, also running out of air. Vaggie jumps through the window, expecting to hang out with Charlie. I mean, she IS technically hanging out with Charlie, but not in the way she had hoped. Nobody wants to drag their girlfriend’s father’s corpse out the third floor of an apartment complex in evil Los Angeles. They have to find someone else to do it for them!
So, now vaggie and Charlie burst out of the complex, running down sets of stairs to find someone to clean a body. First, they assume that the hotel cleaning lady, nifty, must be able to clean a body. They run across the street, to Charlie’s hotel just across the road from the complex. Vaggie holds the door open for Charlie as she walks through it. Nobody is at the front desk, and barely anyone is inside the building. Vaggie sighs and turns away from the desk her and Charlie were looking at. She mumbles, grumpy and clearly unpleased. Charlie tries to comfort her, and puts her weird tiny hand on vaggie’s shoulder.
“Hey, what’s wrong, vags?” Charlie gets closer. Vaggie tilts her head away from Charlie. “It’s just- Nevermind.”vaggie looks back at Charlie, and smiles a bit. “Do you think that they’re still here?” Vaggie says in a sweet tone. Charlie smiles a big grin. “I’m completely certain!” She says, extremely cheery. Nifty then pops out of the carpet they were standing on, and stabs vaggie 32 times in the ankles. Nifty then eats the body, and hides under the rug again. Charlie just cries like a baby for 7 minutes instead of doing something. Red radio guy comes and tells Charlie that he can bring her dad back. Charlie says she doesn’t want him back, she wants vaggie. Alastor can’t do that. Nifty stabs alastor 2 times in the ankles and because his ankles are weak and he’s such a baby he dies immediately. Wowwww.
Charlie doesn’t have time for This. She just goes back home! Goodbye.