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Bipolar Uncle Sam

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The whole world once again watched the Great American Shitshow with bipolar Uncle Sam doing his famous swing dance as law-abiding tax-paying compliant Americans queued to cast their votes in hope that this time things will be different. They voted against wars, foreign lobbying, Flock, AI, and billionaires. But ultimately, they voted against Trump, as they previously voted against Biden or any other head of the state, failing to realize that voting against the state itself was never on a ballot.

No matter what Americans vote for, the result is always the same - more surveillance, more regulations, more wars, and more debt. The erosion of freedoms started with the holy American bible, better known as the second US constitution, which was written by the Founding Prophets and imposed on most people without their consent by the Washington-led federalist gang which used militia against free men who dared to disagree with new taxes. The rules were later re-enforced by Lincoln, who bravely sacrificed almost a million people to free slaves, so the good guys can continue expanding the empire while committing a massive cultural genocide against natives, because who gives a fuck about natives.

And so the federal government expanded its powers for centuries with rare glitches in the Matrix like the overturn of Roe v. Wade, which gave power back to the people to decide whether abortion was a murder or a dental procedure. But then the same Supreme court unanimously allowed banning TikTok because the First Amendment is for pussies.

The only real attempt to stop the state from expanding was shut down when Big Balls and his slave tech tech overlord Elon pissed off too many power-hungry bureaucrats with his DOGE shitshow. The money printer must never stop, no matter which color wins the elections.

But obedient slaves brainwashed by corporate media know that the US is the best place to live in. And indeed, Americans get the best of both worlds - high taxation with private healthcare, free market with regulatory capture, and the land of the free with the highest incarceration rate in the world.

Besides, people must obtain a permission from the government to work, invest, and buy life-saving drugs, what else can you dream of? And in the worst case scenario, you can always get veterinary Ivermectin for your horse.

As a bonus, all Americans get a free perk known as "citizenship-based taxation", meaning that they have to bow down to the IRS for the rest of their lives, disclosing incomes and paying taxes even if they don't live in the US. In other words, they have to work extra hours for Uncle Sam no matter which part of the world they live in. And if they dare to renounce US citizenship, they have to pay an exit tax because "all your base are belong to Uncle Sam".

And no one is allowed to challenge the American Sharia Law, not even libertarians. The US is the only country with the freedom of speech. A country, where only people of a good color can say "nigga", anybody can lose a job for using a wrong pronoun, political commentators can be finned billions for speech due to defamation laws, and people can be jailed for sharing information due to copyright infringement.

It's the nation of cowboys, where people legally own guns to protect themselves from seasonal BLM looters, but not from serious adversaries like the IRS or the feds. And don't you dare to exit the land of the free through a Southern border to a place where people use illegal guns to actually protect themselves from the federal government (cartels, Cheran, Zapatista, etc.)

Anyway, what should we expect from a law-abiding nation with heroes like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and Elon Musk? Get ultra rich by enslaving people with tech and locking them within centralized closed-source monetizable walled gardens and you're a hero.

Another option is to extract money from compliant working people through state violence, then privatize public money through government contracts, and finally lock your market dominance through corruption, also known as regulatory capture, lobbying and a revolving door.

But going back to elections, no matter who controls the oval office, house, and senate, the result is always the same.

  • Virgil Griffith (Trump)
  • John McAfee (Trump, Biden)
  • Do Kwon (Biden, Trump)
  • Roman Sterlingov (Biden, Trump)
  • Roger Ver (Biden)
  • Roman Storm (Biden, Trump)

So what's the solution?

Voting red or blue doesn't change anything since both options lead to a bigger government. Thus, the best option is to vote with your feet by physically removing yourself from western police states.

Although, relocating can be a bit hard for older folks, so unplugging from the Matrix is the second best option.

  • Dodge inflation with Bitcoin.
  • Protect from taxation with Monero, Zcash, Zano, Firo.
  • Exit the banking system with DeFi and p2p markets.
  • Unplug from slave tech with Session, SimpleX, and Spasm.

And finally, support fellow cypherpunks in a fight against statist propaganda via sponsorship or donation.

Fuck the state!

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