This site is technically safe-for-work but not intended for minors. [Under 17.] It's not made with you or your safety in mind.
I use harsh and offensive language for comedic effect; No offense intended, but I won't walk on eggshells to avoid it either. This is my space away from social media, you'll find unpopular opinions or "non-resume friendly" things here. You're free to "take what you like" from my site, I don't expect everyone to like everything posted here.

Technical info

  • All code is recycled - Feel free to copy♡ any assets, or draw inspiration from any content shared. (Do not hotlink or repost my art, unless it's fanart or drawn for you.)
  • All pages are mobile responsive. Javascript is required to view galleries.
  • Code has only been tested in Chromium browsers and Firefox.
  • I avoid epilepsy triggers, but some gifs and blinkies have light flashing. I recommend browser add-ons that change contrast or pause gifs.
  • I compress most images to save bandwidth. Official art, screenshots, and other graphics have an obvious dip in quality.
  • This site is extremely image heavy, and few pages have alt tags. Galleries may lag on data or slow wi-fi.
  • I'm open to criticism on how I do these things, if you care to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This isn't a public service, I'm not purposely excluding anyone.


Welcome to CAPYHAUS: a publicly viewable museum of my brain! Here you can find an art gallery, compilated writing, and shrines. CAPYHAUS is an acquired taste... If you don't like it, acquire some taste. Just kidding, have links out of this rabbit hole.


123Guestbook archive is here.

Random status

Capy Sticker Have you seen this Capy?
Now you have :)

7/1/2026: I was at another local convention weeks ago, and published a rune.
5/16/2026: Today is a very special boy's birthday! I work full time now, goodbye.
4/20/2026: I hate weed. Some fanart uploaded.
4/12/2026: New rune. Still dreading updating my art backlog. I'm working full-time next month, I have another convention in June, and I'm putting off seeing a doctor. I won't have much time.
4/4/2026: Capy (the webmaster) distributed stickers of Capy (the mascot) at a convention last weekend. How many fresh faces arrived at the haus since? Who knows. I have a large backlog of art I don't know will ever be uploaded.
3/6/2026: I thought bringing my site back would motivate me to update, but I spend every day wanting to delete it. This isn't fun anymore. Anyway, convention photo album is in progress, and I uploaded commissioned art of Sparkler. Still struggling on uploading and organizing new art, or bringing a shrine back online.
1/25/2026: After shutting this site down on Christmas day, CAPYHAUS has opened! Welcome in, friends old and new. Email has been sent to affiliates and webrings.

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