/* TEAM */
  Handle: vmfunc (celeste / Celeste Jessin) · ΘΔ
  Role: security research, reverse engineering, exploit dev, rust
  Pronouns: it/its
  Contact: celeste [at] linux.com
  Matrix: @vmfunc:mozilla.org
  GitHub: github.com/vmfunc
  Twitter: x.com/vmfunc

/* THANKS */
  Collectives: nullpt.rs, ud2.rip, tcp.direct, lunchcat
  Webring friends: see the buttons on the site <3

/* SITE */
  Last update: 2026/06/17
  Standards: HTML5, CSS3, RFC 9116
  Components: Astro, Vercel
  Software: built in neovim, deployed on coffee
  Doctype: lockpicking but for computers